GRITS

Thankx to the GRITS group for the following:

Southern Girls Know Bad Manners When They See Them

Drinking straight out of a can.

Not sending thank you notes.

Velvet after February.

White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day. .

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:

Dewy skin.

A winning smile.

That unforgettable, Southern drawl.

Southern girls know their manners:

"Yes, ma'am."

"Yes, sir."

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

"Y'all come back!"

"Well, bless your heart."

"Drop by when you can."

"How's your mother?"

"Love your hair."

Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity

Southern girls know their three R's:

Rich

Richer

Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:

The Beach

The Beach

The Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

Summer tans

Wide brimmed hats

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Gone With the Wind

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Southern girls know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:

Red-eye gravy

Grits

Country ham

Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Richmond

Charleston

Savannah

Birmingham

'Nawlins

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform.

Men in tuxedos.

Rhett Butler, of course.

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Beauty Salon

The Nail Salon

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

Bad hair

Bad manners

Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!

~ GRITS guide to life